Fwd: Best Patients to Operate!!!

[rupa]

I usually do not forward this kind of things but this one, really got me going, specially here in India!!!
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rupa raghunath das
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> Subject: Best Patients to Operate!!!
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> Four surgeons are discussing who the best patients to operate on were.
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> The first surgeon says,  'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
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> The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
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> The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
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> But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the ass' and they are interchangeable.
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